Worthy spots to waste your time until you get to heaven

AltaVistaYou know us as the Internet's original search engine.
LycosOne of the most visited hubs on the Internet reaching one out of every two web users.
Yahoo!With over half a million sites divided into more than 25,000 categories, Yahoo! is both browseable and searchable.
InfoSeekGO Network is a new brand that brings together the very best of the Internet in one, easy to use place.
FreeServers.comFREE Web Space for All!
Stick DeathRandom animation of death scenarios with stick figures. Fun for all ages!
Apartment #8The Original Place of Worship for the Holy Rollers! Background info on the leaders!
The Church of the SubGeniusThe greatest mock religion of all time. Amen brother.
Tag MagazineLots of different things to see. Check out the "People" section for essays and ranting by the disciples.
Consumption JunctionFull extremely funny video, pics, sound bytes, and text. Source of the infamous "Dirty Sanchez" list!
The Official Bad Religion SiteThe title doesn't really need a caption. Lots of good commentary on society, politics, and science. Bring a dictionary.
PollstarExcellent source for concert information. Everything from the nastiest squatter clubs to the latest Elton John arena tour.
Jagermeister WorldwideMore like the laquer than liquor.