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That sweet, sweet Nectar of the Gods, err god. Right...

Here you will find a short and quite imcomplete listing of the refreshing endorsed by Jesus himself.

Almighty Schlitz!!
A personal favorite of The Last Don E. Brasko, it is hard to find at times. We think Jesus hords that shit. Who can blame him? The brewers of this fine "beverage" also push Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Milwakee, Colt 45(does it everytime!), St. Ides, Stroh's, and Scaeffer on the unsuspecting public, just to name a few.
The Glorious Pint
Not much can be said except its damn good. Note: They sell "Guinness Original" in Ireland. It said it had the a more robust flavor, like it used to way back when. I'm not sure what robust tastes like, though.
Jager!
God will guide us through this.